November 12, 2009

Lesson of the Day

Contractions suck! :(

Contractions that cause false labor during the middle of a nor'easter and leave you laid out on the floor like a beached whale while you try to reason with baby that if she makes the pain go away you'll buy her a pony, suck even more. That is all.

1 comment:

  1. Yes...they do. I feel this is some well kept secret, that contractions even uncomfortable ones can last on and off for day. I have been bargaining with my girl too, hopefully soon for both of us :)

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